Do You Like the Smell of your Own Farts?

[donkeybucks]

Why is it we can stand our own farts, but when it comes to someone elses.....I'll be fucked if I let air that came out of someone else ass and into my lungs.

 

[harrington]

Sitting here enjoying one of my own as we speak.

 

[donkeybucks]

Do you ever get the ones that smell like eggs and it gets you hungry for an egg salad sandwhich?

 

[harrington]

I'm usually finished eating by the time I start and like to just smell them.

 

[dave11486]

Dude it's because my shit don't stink

 

[donkeybucks]

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YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!

 

[levistep]

Only within an hour after taking a shower.

 

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OMG...that is the greatest/grossest thing...call me navie, I didnt know girls can fart like that

 

[JohnMolson]

nothing like pickled eggs and 10 or 12 Molson Exports:missingte

 

[billsgirl]

I had to get up and leave the room, I stopped breathing cause I was laughing so hard from that video. :lol:

 

[Factor15]

My friend has a theory that after you smell someones fart your NEXT fart will smell exactly like the one you inhaled. Something about inahaling the aerosoled particles of feces.......

 

[Presto]

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fucking hot. Beans and rice for my next date.

 

[thecruncher]

Farts are like dogs, you only like your own.

 

[DELSOLII]

wet ones are the best. they last longer.

 

[Cano22]

Dude it's because my shit don't stink

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO uppy::lolBIG::lol::missingte

 

[barman]

It's important to catalogue all our emissions for proper inspection.

Be Your Own Doctor.

Check scents on farts for sure.

And at the urinal, don't just lean against the wall in drunken stupor or stand there reading the sports page they got hanging there. Scope out your urine for proper levels of Golden Glow.

See we got the edge over dogs.

They could get by doing the same thing, but after they fart they don't know that the gas in the air is theirs because THEY"RE STUPID DOGS.

Thus they have to stuff their noses up their own butts to do their own evaluation (and to maybe nab a couple extra nibles of some dried out chicken that didn't get fully off onto the last turd they dropped.)

I'll now turn the lectern to Rx Spewge Specialist SKINSRAJ for his lecture on how to properly evalutat all cream like emissions from below the belly area.